*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

  • me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
  • crush: no
  • me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
  • oate:

    *shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING